Top 5 Hottest New Yet-To-Be Invented Web Properties That Will Get 90 Bajillion Dollars In Venture Funding

1. TweeMail — It’s just like email, but ON TWITTER!

2. Twitternet Explorer/TweetrFox — Do you like browsing the web? Now you can, but ON TWITTER!

3. TumblTwit — Love Tumblr? Well now you can Tumble ON TWITTER!

4. McTweedles — Eat a hamburger… ON TWITTER!

5. Tweetime — Ever wonder what time it is? Now you can find out… ON TWITTER!