My Theory:

No one actually watches that show “Heroes.” The network/media go on and on about it being a “hit,” but that’s just a marketing tactic, because in fact, no one is watching it, and those few who are actually watching it are ONLY watching it because the network/media say that it’s a “hit.” These are also the people that will elect McCain in November, and then he’ll die in office in less than a year, and then we’re all going to die in a nuclear Palin Holocaust.

Just a theory.