Keep it real!

This is how an average, 20-something year-old young man speaks:

“I just had lunch with my friend Tom.”

This how an NYC-based Web/Tech affiliated 20-something year-old young man speaks:

Twitter: (12:15pm) On my way to Balthazar for big meeting to discuss how to kick ass 2.0

Twitter: (12:18pm) Just passed Bill Murray on Houston, I think. Looks old.

Twitter: (12: 31pm) At lunch with @TOM_999. This brilliant genius mind is going to be changing the very face of society.

Twitter: (1:22pm) Mission complete. Cannot believe how much ass we kick. Look out world, step out of the way.

Twitter: (1:31pm) Walking back to the office, listening to new MGMT remixes. RCRD LBL rules.

Blog: (2:35pm) [giant photo of a guy wearing a novelty T-shirt and/or hoodie, eating lunch] This is Tom. Everything you thought you knew about the world is about to be transformed by this visionary young man. His Facebook widget is going to change your life.