Shocking Revelation of the Day #2:  I watch almost zero web video.  It annoys the piss out of me to have to stop whatever it is I’m doing, pause my currently-playing music / unmuting my volume, and then waiting to passively absorb whatever it is the video is about.  Yes, of course, I DO watch SOME web video from time-to-time, but the notion that a person would consume EIGHT HOURS OF IT A DAY absolutely boggles my mind.

You’re familiar with “tl:dr;” my attitude 99% of the time is “v:dw.”