Apropos of nothing

If there was a button marked, “Blow Up/Destroy The Entire Internet,” I wonder how many times it would have been pressed by now. Actually, if there as a button marked “Blow Up/Destroy The Entire Universe As We Know It,” I wonder how many times it would have been pressed by now. There are a lot of crazy, and bitter*, motherfuckers out there.

(*AHEM *Young Manhattanite)