EST WTF

jakoblodwick:

The current time is 3:32pm. My iPhone thinks it’s 7:32pm. That has never happened to me with this, or any, phone before.

Duh, Jakob, you just fell through a little wormhole in the timespace continuum, that’s all.  

If you should happen to meet yourself on the street sometime in the next 4 hours, don’t touch yourself, as all of existence could implode.  

After 7:32 tonight though, feel free to touch yourself as per usual.