BEST EVER PROUDUCUTIVUITY TIPSES FROM TEH #1 BEST ONLINE PRODUCTIVIVITY EXPERT

Ignore all those emails

Ignore all those phone calls

Stop surfing on the STUPID WEB

Make a list of important things to do and THEN DO THEM

Blow off all those STUPID MEETINGS

Sleep in late (till, like, noon!) if you feel like you need to!

Don’t do stuff that is a waste of time

Just do IMPORTANT stuff thats cool

Take the day off whenever you feel like it!

Stay home from the office and play video games if you feel like it (you need your “creative inspiration” after all!)

Don’t work in an office, it sucks! There are meetings and bureaucracy and stuff that SUCKS AND IS DUMB!

Don’t waste time doing STUPID “work” for a “client” or “boss”

Wha? Huh? Money? Wha? You need to what? “Make a living?” You have what? “Rent to pay?” “School loans?” “Groceries to buy so you can eat?” “A family to support?” So what’s the problem? Didn’t you sell your overvalued tech company / web service to some larger tech company / web service some time in the last 5 years? No?

Oh.

OK.

Disregard all my “productivity” tips, then.